When A Fat Lady Sings - It's Over.

Lately I have started considering getting a tattoo. I really think I might need to find a place on my body to express myself. To say to the world, "World, this is what you have done to me." I know what you are probably thinking...that maybe I should be out of this phase, and should have already expressed whatever I should have needed to express through a tattoo about 2 years ago, and so now whatever I choose will likely be a sad interpretation of Goofy gazing into a starry night. I know, I know.

Here are a few of ideas for my tattoo(s)...(heard it's hard to stop at one)
1. Goofy gazing thoughtfully into a starry night, as if to say, "I am the most misunderstood Disney character of all. Only the stars see me for whom I really am."
2. A tear drop under my left eye - it may or may not apply to what happened to Uncle Ned.
3. A dolphin inside a heart, on top of clown head - Seriously, does it get any deeper?
4. Real Chinese letters - spelling Moo Goo Gai Pan - can you imagine the face on the Chinese waiter when he asks for my order and I just point to my forearm????!!