I went on a plane recently. On this ride, two things did not happen that I must report.
1) I did not stuff my carry on contents into the girl's mouth who sat behind me
2) I did not buy the three dollar can of pringles the airline so graciously had for sale
To expand on number 1.
a) She either was just released from solitary confinement
b) Buddha sent her to prove I was worthy of my level II "Little Buddha Certificate - Meditate and Levitate"
Remember - Rarely are trips one way.
1 comment:
Hubert....at least you saved 3 bucks!!
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