Shazam.

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Now that I know you are paying attention - I must tell you about the most unfortunate event that transpired at 3:34am this morning. I broke a long standing vow to myself. A vow!

It all unfolded as follows...Yesterday evening I decided once again I should try to entertain myself with a self induced dining experience. I ended up cooking up the most unsavory chicken, mushroom, and you don't even want to know what else I substituted because I didn't feel like going back to the store of dishes. I will not lie - it was gross. Afterward, I felt a little left of ill, so I had a Tums (just a little extra irrelevant information). Well, at 3:33am, the burnt chicken arose from its ashes inside my belly!

This brings us to my vow. In 2000, Charmin toilet paper introduced the charming Charmin bears (replacing Mr. Whipple), and also in that year I vowed never let myself run out of toilet paper again. I made a second vow in 2004 to always replace the TP into its holder and not just sit it on top. Until 3:34am this morning, that had been by far the most difficult.