hootenanny

Hubert's mood today can best be described as a little unsavory. Thus, with this in mind...I shall write a little listy regarding things that bug the H out of me when someone else does it, but are quite A-OK when I do them. It is a little like watching someones hair (coworker, friend, God forbid a stranger) fall from their head into your personal space. Having my own hair dwindle down upon my lap is disheartening, but when it is foreign - the minute it becomes...scratch that...the instant it becomes detached and foreign to all involved, and is just a random, black, long, creepy hair on my lap...uggh. There are no more words for this.

FYI - This list involves my day
1. Popping packaging bubbles - a fun activity, even the youngest among us can enjoy. I love it. Yet, when it is someone else and his or her packaging - I do not enjoy.
2. Doritos breath - Yummy Doritos. I wish I could package my Doritos breath and randomly smell it. But when a living soul gets within a 10ft. radius of me with his or her Doritos breath, I am instantly thrown into a nightmare flashback of a college dorm-room with a monster breather - I am scarred. Get away from me - you heavy, cheesy flavored breathers.
3. The full bodied yawn - I admit, a stretch and loud yawn feel awesome. Mainly in private. When someone else yawns...especially when the clock has past 9am - every cell on my body takes one creepy crawl to the left.