T-H-U-R-S-D-A-Y

I would like to define this Thursday by my unprecious discoveries:

a. A ginormous nose dangler – the sort that averts eyes, with the exception of children…and somehow, you know it’s there, or you think you know, but you forget unless you are having a conversation with your supervisor, so you go to the bathroom and wonder, “Dear Lord, how long has that been there?”

b. Unforgiving deo on BOTH sides of my black sweater – the ultimate compare and contrast

c. No one informed me of either

And then the precious discovery:

d. I still retain the power to believe no one noticed a. or b. and therefore am so strangely relieved.