Monday, October 19, 2009

Enjoy More Surprises - Ignore Fine Print


The zipper: An absolutely amazing contraption. The world of simple mechanics at its best. Even alerts regarding the zipper are simple, “XYZ.” Yet, they can also cause such a world of pain. Physical and emotional. The stuck zipper. The zipper body that’s separated from its home track. Agonizing. Yet, the suffering caused by the discovery of over exposure from neglecting a zipper…now that is just a depth of hurt the pants wearing among the world can feel together. For those of you that both read and remember – you will know I discussed the ability to believe in the “no one noticed.” Oh, but they always notice the down crotch zipper.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

World of hurt is right! Once as I young chap I caused myself some serious pain when it went off track and it just happened to be a day I decided to go cammando.

Foodie44 said...

Hubert... All my pants have button flies... XYB just doesn't have the same ring to it!