I think I want to try being offensive, or maybe getting easily offended. Or both, and see which fits this crumbling cookie best. Not that I necessarily see either sticking with me like my new style of walking, but what’s wrong with a little shock value? Shock holds its value far better than most inanimate commodities.
Don’t worry – I will not be offensive to you readers. I know the i
nternet is not the correct forum for such an activity. The grocery checkout line on the other hand….
Or it might be better to be easily offended for a while. A little less work. Though I will need to practice my gasping/shocked look.
3 comments:
The perfect place to go to either be offended or be offensive is a buffet.
You can either be offended by what they call food or you can comment on the food that someone else is getting. Have you ever been to a Chinese buffet! I rest my case.
Hey H.B.,
How did you get your hands on a picture of my grandfather?
Hubert.... That's offensive AND offended...... Easy, start a career as a politician!!!!!
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