Thursday, November 19, 2009

She Was Older Than The Methusala Lab On Slocumb Street









I really, really want to come up with a “Get Rich Quick” scheme that works. I seriously do. Now, I am fully aware there are plenty of souls whose shoes fit my situation…but seriously, I would love a pair of ruby slippers!

Here are a few of the ideas I have been kicking around:

1. Barbra Streisand fan club – by paid membership only! $20 a person.

2. Socks for your hands – see…you wear them under gloves – Brilliant!

3. Four leaf clover finder – not sure how to make this, but who wouldn’t want it???

4. Dictionary for dummies – I have wanted to write one of these for a while. A book explaining the definition of the definitions is bound to sell!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meth Lab + Street= Rich

Bloomsbury said...

I would like to order a dozen books please I will make sure to give them out to my co-workers as x-mas gifts.

Foodie44 said...

Infomercial - Hubert selling Sock Hands with the likeness of Barbra Streisand on them! OBTW, the socks hands have a Four Leaf Clover sensor in them!!!!! If you buy now you also get Dictionary for Dummies by Hubert Bringer!!!! Instead of a picture of Hubert on the jacket, there's the Barbara Sock Clover Finder, BSCF for short!!!!