The Monkey In The Middle Always Means Business

I am thinking of writing a chain letter. Now, I tried this before, and somehow got accused of running a smear campaign...well, against myself. It got back to me. Short chain. This time, I am not going to go the scary route to motivate. Even though fear does get the pot boiling, I don't like its smell. Thus, I am thinking of something cutesy - definitely a kitten and flowers must be incorporated for this one to work.

Top 3 or 4 themes for my chain letter:
1. Send this letter to 7 people you care about within 7 minutes, and you will have the luck of a kitten in a flower bed --- How could you resist?!
2. Send this letter to 7 people in upper management at your company within 7 minutes, and you will find the peace of a orange kitten in flowers, within your cubicle --- Again, another sure thing.
3. Send this letter along with a kitten and flowers to Hubert Bringer --- similar to what I did the last time, so maybe not a good choice.