For some reason, today seems like a good day to diet log!
What Hubert ate on this precious Wednesday:
1. 1 precise serving of Golden Grahams – no milk…at my desk…carefully poured from its tiny box into my hand
2. 3 pieces of banana Laffy Taffy – What do you call a cow with a twitch? BEEF JERKY!
3. 3 pieces of Starburst fruit candy – Orange
4. Ham & Cheese Hot Pocket – including the single cold bite in the middle – one of life’s most unfortunate turn of events…ever.
5. 1 bag of Cheetos – the tiny bag, but yet my fingers still turned orange
6. Dinner – TBD…Yet, after careful assessment of my cupboard, refrigerator, attitude, and motivation…I think it will involve a drive-thru window and no utensils.
2 comments:
I see you are a healthy eater...why don't you top of the day with a nice bucket of chicken from KFC, three beers, and a bag of potato chips. Oh and lets not forget dessert...a half a gallon of Superman Ice Cream.
I've always been partial to green eggs and ham............
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