He Had A Memory Like The Pink Elephant In The Room

I took a course today on Workplace Safety. It was given by HR (still not clear what HR is; I really was hoping they would cover that).This course included a quiz at the end. One of those quizzes where I was told it didn’t matter how many I missed, but yet I had to turn it in so it could be scored.

I think the low light of the course was during the Tornado section was when I asked her to explain the fetal position. Not that I didn’t know what it was, or that I needed a refresher on how to do it (sorry coworkers), just why “fetal”? So creepy, unsafe sounding. Especially if used with tornado.