Thursday, May 13, 2010

Box it UP

Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. If you will please refer to yesterday's post...I have been thinking hard during stop-and-go traffic about how to end the phrase "Think outside the box." Stupid box. Inside. Outside. Thinking. I am done with that phrase! So I figured out a plan.

Prepare yourself...it is getting ready to get hotter than ever in Hubertland!

What scares people that think around boxes???? Being politically incorrect! Dare I write the word...racist? Just watch a box thinker squirm when you ask him to describe his favorite Cosby episode! So...my plan? I am on a mission to spread the word that "Think outside the box" is racial slang! Sheer genius.

I picture the conversation like this:
Box Thinker: Hubert, really try thinking outside the box.
Hubert: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Box Thinker: That you need to really think outside the box.
Hubert: Excuse me, but do you know what you are saying? That's really racist language. I am offended.

2 comments:

Bloomsbury said...

Hubert you are on to something here! I could so see you writing a book , "The Box" and then going on Oprah to promote. Brilliant just brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Your box doesn't look to happy Hubert